A 10 year old & 8 year old brothers were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the older brother, "I think we're old enough now, and it's about time we started cussing." The younger brother nods his head in approval. The 10 year old brother continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with the word heck in it, and you say something with the word rear end in it." The 8 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen & asks the 10 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, heck, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
THWACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, & runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room & shouts, "You can stay there, until I let you out, and I don't EVER want to hear that word from your mouth again!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 8 year old brother and asks him, in a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" 'I don't know', he says softly, lowering his head, and looking up at her with his eyes, "but you can bet your fat rear end it's not Cheerios!"
